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// generate a random dad joke function generateJoke() { var jokes = [ "I'm reading a book on the history of glue - I just can't seem to put it down.", "Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I'm still working on that one.", "Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.", "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.", "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.", "I told my wife she was shouting at the fridge. She said she was trying to get a salad out.", "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.", "Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they’d be a chicken sedan.", "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!", "Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.", "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.", "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.", "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.", "What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moosician.", "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.", "Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies.", "Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.", "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.", "I told my wife she was shouting at the fridge. She said she was trying to get a salad out.", "What do you call a man with no nose and no body? Nobody nose.", "What do you call a man who can't stand? Neil.", "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's in the water? Bob.", "What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.", "What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.", "What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack.", "What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper? Warren.", "What do you call a man with a spade in his hand? Doug.", "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's in the water with a shark? Chum." ]; var joke = jokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * jokes.length)]; $("#joke").text(joke); } </script> <style> #joke-container { margin-top: 50px; text-align: center; } .btn { margin-top: 20px; } </style> <link rel="canonical" href="https://calculator.tools/prompt/45/"> <meta charset="utf-8"> </head> <body> <div id="main-container" class="container"> <h1>Random Dad Jokes Generator</h1> <div id="joke-container"> <p id="joke"></p> <button class="btn btn-primary" onclick="generateJoke();">Generate a Joke</button> </div> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> var localStoragePrefix = "ct-{{ cachebreaker }}"; var lastSave = 0; function saveLocal(data) { if (Date.now() - lastSave < 1000) { return; } let cookie = localStoragePrefix + "=" + JSON.stringify(data) + "; path=" + window.location.pathname + "'; SameSite=Strict"; cookie += "; expires=" + new Date(Date.now() + 1000 * 60 * 60 * 24 * 365 * 1000).toUTCString(); document.cookie = cookie; lastSave = Date.now(); } function loadLocal() { var cookiePrefix = localStoragePrefix + "="; var cookieStart = document.cookie.indexOf(cookiePrefix); if (cookieStart > -1) { let cookieEnd = document.cookie.indexOf(";", cookieStart); if (cookieEnd == -1) { cookieEnd = document.cookie.length; } var cookieData = document.cookie.substring(cookieStart + cookiePrefix.length, cookieEnd); return JSON.parse(cookieData); } } </script>
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