Random Dad Jokes

Get a random dad joke every time you reload the page!

Info

Created On: April 10, 2023
Created By: @CalculatorTools

AI

Model: gpt-3.5-turbo-0301
Time: 40 seconds
Prompt Tokens: 727
Completion Tokens: 930
Total Token Cost: 1657

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Javascript, HTML, CSS Code

                    
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<head>
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<meta charset="utf-8">
<meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1">

<title>Random Dad Jokes</title>
<meta name="description" content="Get a random dad joke every time you reload the page!">
<meta name="keywords" content="dad jokes, humor, funny">

<script src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/3.6.0/jquery.min.js"></script>
<link href="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/bootstrap@5.0.2/dist/css/bootstrap.min.css" rel="stylesheet"
integrity="sha384-EVSTQN3/azprG1Anm3QDgpJLIm9Nao0Yz1ztcQTwFspd3yD65VohhpuuCOmLASjC" crossorigin="anonymous">
<link href="https://stackpath.bootstrapcdn.com/font-awesome/4.7.0/css/font-awesome.min.css" rel="stylesheet">

<style>
body {
background-color: #f0f0f0;
font-family: Arial, sans-serif;
}
#joke-container {
margin-top: 50px;
padding: 20px;
background-color: #fff;
border-radius: 10px;
box-shadow: 0px 3px 10px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2);
}
#joke-container p {
font-size: 24px;
margin-bottom: 0;
}
#joke-container i {
margin-right: 10px;
}
.btn {
margin-top: 20px;
}
</style>

<script type="text/javascript">
// Generate a random dad joke from the jokes array
function generateJoke() {
var jokes = [
"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!",
"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!",
"Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up!",
"Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.",
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.",
"Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.",
"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!",
"Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!",
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.",
"Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.",
"Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.",
"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!",
"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!",
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.",
"Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.",
"Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged."
];
var randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * jokes.length);
var jokeText = jokes[randomIndex];
$("#joke-text").text(jokeText);
}

$(document).ready(function() {
generateJoke();
});
</script>

<link rel="canonical" href="https://calculator.tools/prompt/46/">
<meta charset="utf-8">
</head>
<body>
<div id="main-container" class="container">
<div id="joke-container">
<p><i class="fa fa-smile-o"></i><span id="joke-text"></span></p>
<button class="btn btn-primary" onClick="generateJoke()">Tell Me Another One!</button>
</div>
</div>
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FAQ

What is Calculator Tools?

Calculator Tools allows you to instantly create and generate any simple one page web app for free and immediately have it online to use and share. This means anything! Mini apps, calculators, trackers, tools, games, puzzles, screensavers... anything you can think of that the AI can handle.

The AI uses Javacript, HTML, and CSS programming to code your app up in moments. This currently uses GPT-4 the latest and most powerful version of the OpenAI GPT language model.

What Do You Mean Make An App?

Have you ever just wanted a simple app but didn't want to learn programming or pay someone to make it for you? Calculator Tools is the solution! Just type in your prompt and the AI will generate a simple app for you in seconds. You can then customize it to your liking and share it with your friends.

AI has become so powerful it is that simple these days.

Does This Use ChatGPT?

It uses GPT-4 which is the most powerful model for ChatGPT.

Calculator Tools does not remember things from prompt to prompt, each image is a unique image that does not reference any of the images or prompts previously supplied.