YTPMV Scan - Ultimate Meme Sequencer
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Create your own YTPMV style music sequences with this interactive, colorful scan-line sequencer. Featuring meme-inspired synth sounds and glitchy visuals!
POOP-SCANNER 9000: The Ultimate YTPMV Tool POOP-SCANNER RE-MIXING THE INTERNET SINCE 2006 YTPMV MODE ENGINE SETTINGS TEMPO (BPM) 140 PITCH SHIFT 1.0x INSTRUMENT KIT 🔲 8-BIT SQUARE 🪚 HARSH SAW 🔺 MELLOW TRI 💨 WHITE NOISE INITIATE SCAN CEASE SCAN CHAOS PURGE 💾 SAVE PRESET PRO-TIPS: Click cells to add "Pings" Multiple rows = Different Octaves Randomize for instant G-Major
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<html>
<head>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,viewport-fit=cover">
<title>POOP-SCANNER 9000: The Ultimate YTPMV Tool</title>
<meta name="description" content="A high-octane, seizure-inducing music sequencer for creating the next great YouTube Poop Music Video. Slice, pitch, and glitch your way to meme history!">
<meta name="keywords" content="YTPMV, sequencer, music maker, web audio, glitch art, meme music, scanline, synthesis">
<!-- Google Fonts -->
<link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Luckiest+Guy&family=Bungee+Shade&family=Permanent+Marker&family=VT323&display=swap" rel="stylesheet">
<!-- Libraries -->
<script src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/3.6.0/jquery.min.js" crossorigin="anonymous"></script>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/bootstrap@5.3.3/dist/css/bootstrap.min.css" crossorigin="anonymous">
<script src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/bootstrap@5.3.3/dist/js/bootstrap.min.js" crossorigin="anonymous"></script>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/font-awesome/6.6.0/css/all.min.css" crossorigin="anonymous">
<style>
:root {
--neon-cyan: #00f2ff;
--neon-magenta: #ff00ff;
--neon-yellow: #f8ff00;
--neon-green: #39ff14;
--bg-deep: #050505;
}
body {
background-color: var(--bg-deep);
color: #fff;
font-family: 'VT323', monospace;
overflow-x: hidden;
background-image: linear-gradient(rgba(18, 16, 16, 0) 50%, rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.25) 50%), linear-gradient(90deg, rgba(255, 0, 0, 0.06), rgba(0, 255, 0, 0.02), rgba(0, 0, 255, 0.06));
background-size: 100% 2px, 3px 100%;
}
h1 {
font-family: 'Bungee Shade', cursive;
font-size: clamp(2rem, 8vw, 4rem);
text-shadow: 3px 3px var(--neon-magenta), -3px -3px var(--neon-cyan);
animation: jitter 0.2s infinite alternate;
}
@keyframes jitter {
0% { transform: translate(1px, 1px) rotate(0deg); }
100% { transform: translate(-1px, -1px) rotate(0.5deg); }
}
.main-canvas {
width: 100%;
height: 250px;
background: #000;
border: 4px solid #333;
border-radius: 8px;
position: relative;
overflow: hidden;
box-shadow: 0 0 30px rgba(0,242,255,0.2);
}
.meme-particle {
position: absolute;
font-size: 3rem;
pointer-events: none;
z-index: 10;
}
#sequencer-container {
display: grid;
grid-template-columns: repeat(16, 1fr);
gap: 5px;
margin: 20px 0;
background: rgba(255,255,255,0.05);
padding: 15px;
border-radius: 12px;
border: 2px solid #444;
}
.seq-cell {
aspect-ratio: 1;
background: #1a1a1a;
border: 1px solid #333;
border-radius: 4px;
cursor: pointer;
display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
font-size: 1.2rem;
transition: transform 0.1s, background 0.1s;
}
.seq-cell:hover { background: #2a2a2a; }
.seq-cell.active {
background: var(--neon-cyan);
box-shadow: 0 0 15px var(--neon-cyan);
transform: scale(1.1);
}
.seq-cell.scanning {
border-color: #fff;
filter: brightness(2);
}
.controls-panel {
background: rgba(30, 30, 40, 0.8);
border-radius: 15px;
padding: 20px;
backdrop-filter: blur(10px);
border: 1px solid var(--neon-magenta);
}
.btn-poop {
font-family: 'Luckiest Guy', cursive;
border-radius: 50px;
padding: 10px 25px;
text-transform: uppercase;
transition: all 0.3s;
border: none;
}
.btn-poop:active { transform: scale(0.9); }
#play-btn { background: var(--neon-green); color: black; }
#stop-btn { background: var(--neon-magenta); color: white; }
#clear-btn { background: #444; color: white; }
#random-btn { background: var(--neon-yellow); color: black; }
.scan-line {
position: absolute;
top: 0;
width: 4px;
height: 100%;
background: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.8);
box-shadow: 0 0 15px #fff;
z-index: 5;
pointer-events: none;
}
.glitch-overlay {
position: absolute;
top:0; left:0; width: 100%; height: 100%;
background: repeating-linear-gradient(0deg, rgba(0,0,0,0.1) 0px, rgba(0,0,0,0.1) 1px, transparent 1px, transparent 2px);
pointer-events: none;
}
.stat-badge {
font-family: 'Permanent Marker', cursive;
font-size: 1.2rem;
color: var(--neon-yellow);
}
/* Custom Slider */
input[type=range] {
accent-color: var(--neon-magenta);
}
@media (max-width: 768px) {
#sequencer-container { grid-template-columns: repeat(8, 1fr); }
.main-canvas { height: 150px; }
}
</style>
</head>
<body class="p-3">
<div class="container-fluid max-width-lg">
<header class="text-center mb-4">
<h1>POOP-SCANNER</h1>
<p class="stat-badge">RE-MIXING THE INTERNET SINCE 2006</p>
</header>
<div class="row">
<div class="col-lg-8">
<!-- Visualization Window -->
<div class="main-canvas mb-3" id="mainCanvas">
<div class="glitch-overlay"></div>
<div id="scanLine" class="scan-line" style="left: 0%;"></div>
<div class="d-flex justify-content-center align-items-center h-100 opacity-25">
<span style="font-size: 5rem; font-family: 'Permanent Marker';">YTPMV MODE</span>
</div>
</div>
<!-- Grid -->
<div id="sequencer-container">
<!-- JS Generated Cells -->
</div>
</div>
<div class="col-lg-4">
<div class="controls-panel">
<h4 class="mb-3 text-info"><i class="fas fa-sliders"></i> ENGINE SETTINGS</h4>
<div class="mb-4">
<label class="form-label d-flex justify-content-between">
<span>TEMPO (BPM)</span>
<span id="bpm-display">140</span>
</label>
<input type="range" class="form-range" id="tempoRange" min="40" max="240" value="140">
</div>
<div class="mb-4">
<label class="form-label d-flex justify-content-between">
<span>PITCH SHIFT</span>
<span id="pitch-display">1.0x</span>
</label>
<input type="range" class="form-range" id="pitchRange" min="0.5" max="2.0" step="0.1" value="1.0">
</div>
<div class="mb-4">
<label class="form-label">INSTRUMENT KIT</label>
<select id="kitSelect" class="form-select bg-dark text-white border-secondary">
<option value="square">🔲 8-BIT SQUARE</option>
<option value="sawtooth">🪚 HARSH SAW</option>
<option value="triangle">🔺 MELLOW TRI</option>
<option value="noise">💨 WHITE NOISE</option>
</select>
</div>
<div class="d-grid gap-2">
<button id="play-btn" class="btn btn-poop"><i class="fas fa-play"></i> INITIATE SCAN</button>
<button id="stop-btn" class="btn btn-poop d-none"><i class="fas fa-stop"></i> CEASE SCAN</button>
<div class="row g-2">
<div class="col-6">
<button id="random-btn" class="btn btn-poop w-100"><i class="fas fa-dice"></i> CHAOS</button>
</div>
<div class="col-6">
<button id="clear-btn" class="btn btn-poop w-100"><i class="fas fa-trash"></i> PURGE</button>
</div>
</div>
<button id="save-btn" class="btn btn-outline-info btn-poop mt-2">💾 SAVE PRESET</button>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mt-3 p-3 bg-dark border border-secondary rounded">
<small class="text-muted d-block mb-2">PRO-TIPS:</small>
<ul class="small ps-3 text-info">
<li>Click cells to add "Pings"</li>
<li>Multiple rows = Different Octaves</li>
<li>Randomize for instant G-Major</li>
</ul>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<script>
/**
* POOP-SCANNER Logic
*/
const AUDIO = new (window.AudioContext || window.webkitAudioContext)();
const ROWS = 6;
const COLS = 16;
const EMOJIS = ['🤡', '🍄', '🎺', '💥', '🍔', '🗿', '🔫', '🤌', '🍕', '💩'];
let grid = [];
let isPlaying = false;
let currentStep = 0;
let tempo = 140;
let interval = null;
let masterGain = AUDIO.createGain();
masterGain.connect(AUDIO.destination);
masterGain.gain.value = 0.5;
// Frequencies (Major Pentatonic feel)
const FREQS = [130.81, 146.83, 164.81, 196.00, 220.00, 261.63].reverse();
// Setup Grid State
function initGrid() {
grid = [];
for (let r = 0; r < ROWS; r++) {
grid[r] = new Array(COLS).fill(false);
}
renderGridUI();
}
function renderGridUI() {
const container = $('#sequencer-container');
container.empty();
for (let r = 0; r < ROWS; r++) {
for (let c = 0; c < COLS; c++) {
const cell = $('<div class="seq-cell"></div>')
.attr('data-row', r)
.attr('data-col', c)
.on('click', function() {
toggleCell(r, c, $(this));
});
if (grid[r][c]) cell.addClass('active').text(getRandomEmoji());
container.append(cell);
}
}
}
function toggleCell(r, c, $el) {
grid[r][c] = !grid[r][c];
$el.toggleClass('active');
if (grid[r][c]) {
$el.text(getRandomEmoji());
playTone(r, 0.1);
spawnMeme();
} else {
$el.text('');
}
}
function getRandomEmoji() {
return EMOJIS[Math.floor(Math.random() * EMOJIS.length)];
}
function playTone(row, duration) {
const osc = AUDIO.createOscillator();
const g = AUDIO.createGain();
const pitchMult = parseFloat($('#pitchRange').val());
const type = $('#kitSelect').val();
osc.type = type === 'noise' ? 'sine' : type;
osc.frequency.setValueAtTime(FREQS[row] * pitchMult, AUDIO.currentTime);
// YTP Glitch Effect
if (Math.random() > 0.8) {
osc.frequency.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(FREQS[row] * 4 * pitchMult, AUDIO.currentTime + duration);
}
g.gain.setValueAtTime(0.3, AUDIO.currentTime);
g.gain.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(0.0001, AUDIO.currentTime + duration);
osc.connect(g);
g.connect(masterGain);
osc.start();
osc.stop(AUDIO.currentTime + duration);
// If noise selected, mix some in
if(type === 'noise') {
playNoise(duration);
}
}
function playNoise(duration) {
const bufferSize = AUDIO.sampleRate * duration;
const buffer = AUDIO.createBuffer(1, bufferSize, AUDIO.sampleRate);
const data = buffer.getChannelData(0);
for (let i = 0; i < bufferSize; i++) {
data[i] = Math.random() * 2 - 1;
}
const noise = AUDIO.createBufferSource();
noise.buffer = buffer;
const ng = AUDIO.createGain();
ng.gain.setValueAtTime(0.1, AUDIO.currentTime);
ng.gain.exponentialRampToValueAtTime(0.0001, AUDIO.currentTime + duration);
noise.connect(ng);
ng.connect(masterGain);
noise.start();
}
function spawnMeme() {
const canvas = $('#mainCanvas');
const emoji = getRandomEmoji();
const $meme = $('<div class="meme-particle"></div>')
.text(emoji)
.css({
left: Math.random() * 90 + '%',
top: Math.random() * 80 + '%',
transform: `rotate(${Math.random() * 360}deg)`
});
canvas.append($meme);
$meme.animate({
top: '-=50px',
opacity: 0
}, 600, function() {
$(this).remove();
});
// Screen Flash
canvas.css('border-color', 'var(--neon-magenta)');
setTimeout(() => canvas.css('border-color', '#333'), 100);
}
function step() {
const stepPercent = (currentStep / COLS) * 100;
$('#scanLine').css('left', stepPercent + '%');
$('.seq-cell').removeClass('scanning');
$(`.seq-cell[data-col="${currentStep}"]`).addClass('scanning');
for (let r = 0; r < ROWS; r++) {
if (grid[r][currentStep]) {
playTone(r, 0.2);
spawnMeme();
}
}
currentStep = (currentStep + 1) % COLS;
}
function saveLocal() {
const data = {
grid: grid,
tempo: tempo,
kit: $('#kitSelect').val()
};
localStorage.setItem('ytpmv_scanner_save', JSON.stringify(data));
alert("PRESET SAVED TO THE VOID!");
}
function loadLocal() {
const raw = localStorage.getItem('ytpmv_scanner_save');
if (raw) {
const data = JSON.parse(raw);
grid = data.grid;
tempo = data.tempo || 140;
$('#tempoRange').val(tempo);
$('#bpm-display').text(tempo);
$('#kitSelect').val(data.kit || 'square');
renderGridUI();
}
}
// UI Listeners
$('#play-btn').on('click', function() {
if (AUDIO.state === 'suspended') AUDIO.resume();
isPlaying = true;
$(this).addClass('d-none');
$('#stop-btn').removeClass('d-none');
const intervalTime = (60 / tempo / 4) * 1000;
interval = setInterval(step, intervalTime);
});
$('#stop-btn').on('click', function() {
isPlaying = false;
$(this).addClass('d-none');
$('#play-btn').removeClass('d-none');
clearInterval(interval);
currentStep = 0;
$('.seq-cell').removeClass('scanning');
$('#scanLine').css('left', '0%');
});
$('#tempoRange').on('input', function() {
tempo = $(this).val();
$('#bpm-display').text(tempo);
if (isPlaying) {
clearInterval(interval);
const intervalTime = (60 / tempo / 4) * 1000;
interval = setInterval(step, intervalTime);
}
});
$('#pitchRange').on('input', function() {
$('#pitch-display').text($(this).val() + 'x');
});
$('#clear-btn').on('click', function() {
initGrid();
});
$('#random-btn').on('click', function() {
for (let r = 0; r < ROWS; r++) {
for (let c = 0; c < COLS; c++) {
grid[r][c] = Math.random() > 0.85;
}
}
renderGridUI();
});
$('#save-btn').on('click', saveLocal);
// Startup
$(document).ready(function() {
initGrid();
loadLocal();
// Extra visual juice
setInterval(() => {
if (isPlaying) {
const colors = ['var(--neon-cyan)', 'var(--neon-magenta)', 'var(--neon-yellow)'];
$('h1').css('color', colors[Math.floor(Math.random() * colors.length)]);
}
}, 150);
});
</script>
</body>
</html>
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